SAS Survival Technique?

This is from a few years ago. John and one his mates (who told me this tale) were on the lash in Kilkenny. Apparently, there’s a pub there where all the floors are eneven. As you can imagine, this caused a few problems. Later on, John says to Gary; “Hey Gaz, the floors gone level, we’d better go home while we can still walk”. John leaves first while Gary is talking to someone. As Garry walks out into the empty street, he’s greeted by the site of the big man rolling over and over in the road. “John, what are you doing down there man?” Asks Gaz. “I fell over and I could’nt get up so I’m making sure a car does’nt hit me” Comes the reply!