John came to my pad on millennium day New Year. He spent all day and all night in my house. After many swallies a few people came to see me because it was New Year. A couple of guys did not know John from Elvis. As the night went on I played one of John’s albums and left the cover of the album on the coffee table. As we listened to John singing, the cover of the Glasgow Walker cd was sitting in front of these two guys. One of the guys turns to his pal and says, “that picture on that cd looks like the big man sitting on the couch.” His pal says, “I it does but he looks like a brickies labourer!”

‘Plastic Teeth Jamieson’ from larkie